The Hobbit Part 3: The Battle of Five Armies (Spoilers)

I’ll be honest: while I was prepared to allow significant leeway from the absolute MASTERPIECE that is The Lord of the Rings when Hollywood set out to do a movie adaptation (I simply assume that they are too incompetent to do an accurate portrayal), I lost most of my interest in the franchise in the middle of The Two Towers, when Frodo suddenly attempted to hand the One Ring over to a Nazgul.

That being said, I have now watched all six movies in this franchise, and all of the Hobbit movies make that moment look like it was directed by Tolkein himself. The Battle of Five Armies is simply painful to watch–from the the simultaneously tedious and extraneous dwarf-elf romance, to the inept battle-tactics (The Dwarves set up a huge, sturdy shield-wall between a host of Elven archers and the oncoming Orc army. What do the Elves do? Jump over the shield-wall and engage the Orcs hand-to-hand!), to the continuation of a huge error from the first series (Why do the Elves keep DYING? ELVES DON’T DIE.), to the just plain stupid (“These bats were bred for one purpose. War!”).

The makers of the Lord of the Rings series made its tone significantly darker than the novel ever was (it is actually a single novel), and now they have made The Hobbit–a childrens’ book!–just as dark. Further, they have padded and stretched this much smaller work, to the same film-length as was taken up by LOTR. It’s like watching butter… scraped across too much bread.

Update: Here is a link to a review who is much kinder to the LOTR series than am I.

Found Draft

I was just doing some year-end blog-cleaning, and ran across this draft from… quite a while ago. I’m going to go ahead and publish it now, despite being very much incomplete, and perhaps I’ll get around to addressing the article itself in the future. Missed opportunity?

The Swiss Federal Institute of Technology has released an article titled “Why Global Warming is Taking a Break”. The timing of this article couldn’t be better, because I was just getting ready to write an entry on confirmation bias, and this real-world example will make it far more interesting. Since the full article is behind the pay-wall at National Geoscience, I shall be addressing the exerpt on the ETH homepage.

The issue addressed in this piece is the fact that

Co2 ppm by year
ftp://aftp.cmdl.noaa.gov/products/trends/co2/co2_annmean_mlo.txt

challenge to climate modeling
http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/08/models-challenge-temperature-reconstruction-of-last-12000-years/

temperature data:

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/global/2013/13

confirmation bias

rule of parsimony

Training and Nutrition Regimen

Exercise:

I have a lot of physically-oriented goals this year, since I finally find myself in a good place to start moving forward again. My training (I don’t ‘work out’; I train for specific goals) regimen will largely based on past successes.

Sunday: Rest Day (Church)
Monday: Daily Seven, Treadmill
Tuesday: Daily Seven, Powerlifting A/B
Wednesday: Daily Seven, Elliptical Trainer
Thursday: Daily Seven, Powerlifting B/A
Friday: Daily Seven, Stair Climber
Saturday: Daily Seven, Powerlifting A/B

The real core of my training is the ‘Daily Seven’, an idea that I’ve borrowed from my days in the United States Marine Corps. There, each duty day starts with a workout, and every workout starts with a ‘Daily Seven’–any seven calisthenic exercises, done for a specified number of repetitions at a four-count cadence. Form and control, however are not emphasized.

For my training, I am using a system of progressive calisthenics based on both my military and law enforcement training requirements, and the book Convict Conditioning. You can see the specific exercises listed in my yearly and monthly goals; since this is not the only workout that I do, I plan on progressing quite conservatively. A few more reps each month, with the intention of moving up one level of difficulty each year.

For cardio, I have a routine that is highly influenced by the Furman Institute’s “Run Less, Run Faster” program, although it is not the same. I do no outside running, except for PT tests. I have replaced “Key Run #3” with simply 45 minutes on the treadmill, increasing by .1 mph per month. This year, I train at 1% incline; starting January of 2016, that will be 2%. This is my Monday run. On Wednesday, I do my version of ‘Key Run #1’, consisting of a 30-minute HIIT run on the elliptical trainer, rotating between 30-90, 30-60, and 30-30 routines. On Friday, I do my version of ‘Key Run #2’, consisting of 30 minutes of steady-state cardio on the stair-climber.

For actual ENJOYMENT, I do powerlifting. My preference would be to use the ‘Bigger, Faster, Stronger’ system (which would really replace everything in my program), but since no place in town has squat boxes, I am adopting the exercises and set/rep scheme of Mark Rippetoe’s excellent Starting Strength workout. I should make it very clear that I am not DOING ‘Starting Strength’, because I have ‘added to the program’.

On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I also have a Gracie-Barra Jiu-Jitsu (sic) class, and on Sundays I will spend time on the shooting range, practicing rifle and pistol.

Nutrition:

So, I really need to start losing a significant amount of weight. This is the simple result of having two jobs with highly-randomized work schedules, and a weakness for a particular brand of cola. Like my exercise regimen, this will be based on past successes.

My breakfast every day shall consist of a drink made from the following:

8 ounces of aloe vera juice, 1 tablespoon of brewer’s yeast, 1 tablespoon of gelatin powder, 1 tablespoon of high-vitamin butter oil, .5 tsp bone powder, .5 tsp cal/mag powder, and .5 tsp virgin cod liver oil. On any day that I weigh more than my monthly weight goal (which drops by five pounds every month or two), this is my only meal for the day.

As long as I weigh at or below my goal weight for the month, I also eat dinner, consisting of 15-16 ounces of animal protein (Fish on Monday and Friday; Offal on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday; Eggs and another meat on Sunday and Wednesday) plus a green salad or berry dessert. For every pound of weight below my goal for the month, I get an additional snack of fresh vegetables or fruit, to a maximum of five meals per day.

Goals for January 2015

Items in bold italics have been accomplished:

Bench Press: 125#
Squat: 120#
Deadlift: 185#
Power Clean: 95#

Treadmill: 5.9 mph @ 1% incline x 45 minutes

(Close-Grip Supinated) Lat Pull-Down: 120# x 5 Reps
Half-Squats x 10 Reps
Elevated Australian Pull-Ups (5) x 10 Reps
Full Push-Ups x 10 Reps
Flat Leg Raises x 10 Reps
Bench Dips x 10 Reps
Sit-Ups x 10 Reps

Weight: 210#

2015 Goals

My best friend recently shared his epiphany regarding the tradition of ‘New Year’s Resolutions’ with me: If it’s something that you have to specially resolve to do on one day of the year, it doesn’t matter enough for you to stick with the rest of the year. I think that this is perfectly accurate.

In keeping with this new knowledge, I am returning to my previous custom of posting annual goals, in lieu of a special resolution. Here is what I want to accomplish in 2015 (note that it’s all physically-oriented):

Physical Fitness:
-Complete Level 4 Progressive Calisthenics (Chin-ups x 10; Half-Squats, Elevated Australian Pull-Ups, Full Push-Ups, Flat Leg Raises, Bench Dips, Sit-Ups x 50)
-Transition from Untrained to Novice Powerlifter (Deadlift x 295 lbs., Squat x 230 lbs., Bench Press x 180 lbs; also Power Clean x 150 lbs.)

Combat Sports:
-Get my Sharpshooter (Bar 5) Pistol and Rifle Ranking with the NRA
-Get my NRA Rifle Instructor credential
-Promote to Blue Belt in Gracie-Barra Jiu-Jitsu

Martial Arts:
-Renew my TASER Instructor credential
-Test for Quick Start Basic in Jeet Kune Do Unlimited MMAFTS

Today’s Entree

I have my initial fitness assessment after work today, with my new trainer. Or ‘a’ trainer, at any rate, at the new so-called gym I have joined (the price is right, and the equipment is… adequate. Barely. For now.). Afterwards, I shall head down to my local organic butcher to pick up a beef heart to fix this for today and tomorrow after work.

I’m thinking, served over zucchini noodles…

Is This Free Will?

Hello, folks! It’s good to be back. I just had my first powerlifting session since returning and, while I am a bit, er, “more cuddly”, I’m still on track with my goals.

Just before I left, I came across this post by Siriusbizinus. I started to reply to him, then decided that it was worth a whole post on its own—after all, the topic under discussion was nothing less than the reason I left the Church back in 1990. And I should say, Siriusbizinus has done a good job of picking apart the opposition: I agree with him on several points. So, I’m just going to go down point-by-point:

1. “Bottom line here is that God wants you to [choose] Him, as I have while, at the same time, He is willing to let people reject Him, as you have.”

This is a quote by Isaiah53:5, whose poem started this conversation. As I have mentioned before, the defining attribute of God is perfection. God does not, by definition, ‘want’, ‘need’, ‘desire’, or ‘will’ anything. God is not a person. When someone starts referring to God as if God WERE a person, they are projecting their own persona onto God. Isaiah53:5 is describing what HE wants, and calling it “God.”

2. “I’m taking a position here that FREE WILL(TM) is one of the most assholish things anybody can use to excuse sending people to Hell, justifying misery, and imply people deserve eternal punishment for anything.”

This is a quote from Siriusbizinus, and it is true—but based upon bad information (this is in no way Siriusbizinus’ fault. I used to have the same bad information, and it is the foundation of the entire Evangelical ‘Christian’ movement.).

The first correction that needs to be made is that there is no such thing as “Hell” in the Bible, nor is it a correct Christian teaching. The idea of a place of punishment for the wicked was borrowed from Zoroastrianism in the Middle Ages; it was completely alien to Jewish culture during the time that any of the Biblical tracts were being written. The words translated as ‘Hell’ include Sheol (Hebr.)/Hades (Gr.), which actually simply refers to the state of being dead; and Ge-Hinnom (Hebr.)/Gehenna (Gr.), which refers to valley of Hinnom. This was a well-known burning site for refuse, and the stinking fires figured prominently in Semitic allegory for regret, retribution, etc.

In Pre-Christian Judaism, there was only life and death (Sheol). Long life was seen as a reward for holiness, which is why Biblical characters are often described as living for centuries. Mar Yeshua did not teach that souls would be separated into a ‘Heaven’ and ‘Hell’ after death, but that there would be a physical Resurrection at the end of time. This would be the Kingdom of God, with the word ‘Kingdom’ (Malkuth) referring very specifically to the material world. As an aside, there is also no ‘Devil’ in the Judeo-Christian cannon. The Angel of Temptation, Satanael, figures prominently in several stories—he was the Accuser of Job and Tempter of Mar Yeshua. But he was not evil; it was his job to determine who was worthy of God’s gifts, such as the long life I mentioned previously. It was not until the syncretic mixture of Zoroastrianism that Satanael took on the de facto role of Ahriman and became ‘Satan, the Devil’.

The second correction that needs to be made is that free will somehow ‘excuses suffering’. Siriusbizinus demonstrates two meanings for this: one, referring to Christians ‘ignoring the pain of those around (them)’, and two, referring to God allowing suffering at all.

Towards the first one, I will posit that most everyone has heard of the “Seven Deadly Sins.” Unfortunately, very few people today are aware that those sins are actually balanced by Seven Virtues: the Cardinal Virtues (Prudence, Justice, Temperance, and Fortitude), and the Theological Virtues (Faith, Hope, and Charity). Modern Evangelical ‘Churches’ have taken the idea that ‘man cannot be saved by his own works’, and developed it into an idea that Christians should DO no good works. However, this is contrary to both the teachings of the Christ (“Love your neighbor as you love yourself”) and the traditions of the Church (notably the Virtue of Charity). Christians are specifically and repeatedly called NOT to ‘ignore the suffering of those around them.’
(Another aside: this is one of the reasons that I so despise Socialism. It is Avarice and Pride masquerading as Charity and Justice.)

The second one (‘why does God allow suffering’) takes up most of the balance of Siriusbizinus’ post, and shall be answered in several following points.

3. “In short, like most other apologist argument, one has to prove God’s existence before FREE WILL(TM) even comes close to being a good thing.”

Free will isn’t a ‘good thing’. Free will is just ‘a thing’. Whether good or ill results from its use, is up to the user. What is unique about free will, is that it is the VEHICLE for that choice. As for proving God’s existence, please see my post here.

4. “First, it defies good sense to believe a deity would sacrifice himself to pay the penalty of His own system, all the while being very quiet and unassuming when it comes to war, famine, and pestilence.”

Actually, it only defies the way you believe that a god—a supernatural person—ought to behave. As I have previously explained, God does not ‘do’ things. To ask why God does not do this or that, is akin to asking how much a hole weighs. Weight is irrelevant to the nature of a hole, as taking action is to the nature of God. Action is for those of us who have free will—the correct question is, what are YOU doing about those things?

5. “If God could send Jesus, why not take a more hands-on approach elsewhere?”

Well, I’ve already gone over the concept of God taking action. But while we’re here, let’s take a look at the manifestation of the Christ. Notably, what I consider to be a serious misunderstanding regarding John 1:1.

From the NSRV: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.”
The word being translated as “Word” in the above passage is ‘logos’. However, the Greek word for ‘spoken utterance’ is ‘rhema’. We know ‘logos’ in English, not only from its direct counterpart, ‘logic’, but also from the sciences: biology (the ‘logic’ of life), psychology (the ‘logic’ of the mind), etc. While ‘logos’ can be used to mean ‘word’, this is rare, and I feel unjustified in this case. The better translation is ‘reason’ or ‘logic’. Compare:
“In the beginning was Reason, and Reason was with God, and Reason was God.”
Doesn’t that make so much more sense? Moreover, it establishes God as First Cause—since cause-and-effect is the basis of reason. As for ‘sending’ Mar Yeshua… being Gnostic, I have a more mythological view of these events. However, the Rational Order of the Universe is always around us. There was no ‘sending’; simply a personification.

6. “Second, it implies that everyone values their free choice more than curing the misery they see around them… Sometimes, in my depressed state, I’d offer to get rid of my own free will if only God would have mercy on someone else.”

There are several problems with this position. The first being that it expects God to be some sort of magic wishing-well. The second being that, even if we were to accept the existence of ‘Hell’, that the author’s free choice should trump the free choices made by the other people. The third being the assumption that your free will is your own to get rid of (I hate to quote the Bible in theological arguments—it seems circular—but see Matthew 5:36).

7. “Third, the antics that some Christians will go through just to “help” others remember their choice to love God really stretches the imagination of FREE WILL(TM).”

I actually agree with this entire paragraph. Except that I would put the word “Christians” in quotes, because as I described in the paragraph about the Seven Virtues, these are not Christian actions. And calling ones’ self a Christian is not sufficient to be a Christian; there are actually membership requirements.

I will finish by pointing out that what Siriusbizinus (actually, what Isaiah53:5 and everyone in that conversation) has described as ‘free will’ is not. It is an imagined system of supernatural coercion. ‘Free will’ is our ability to act as individual causal agents—to act, not as simply another link in a chain of cause-and-effect, but to start our own chains. While we can, certainly, run on pure instinct and programmed reaction, we also have the ability to act mindfully. To consider our actions and their consequences, and choose, freely, which action to take. This is what is meant when we are said to be ‘made in the image of God.’

In Support of Aramaic Primacy

Here are a couple of documents supporting the Aramaic primacy of the New Testament. The second one is a bit interesting, as the author has subsequently denounced his own work and declared himself an atheist. I don’t blame him; it happens to the best of us–and I think that he actually succumbed to academic peer-pressure, since his explanation apologizes for several things which were actually clearly explained in the original document.

Regardless, both are worth reading.

Peshitta History

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