The Book of Greenesis, Chapter 1

1In the beginning Al Gore created the internet.

2And the earth was without propaganda, and prosperous; and calmness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Al Gore moved upon the face of the Democratic Party.

3And Al Gore said, Let there be spin: and there was spin.

4And Al Gore saw the spin, that it was profitable: and Al Gore divided the spin from the truth.

5And Al Gore called the spin Global Warming, and the truth he called Denial. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6And Al Gore said, Let there be a documentary about the Warming, and let it divide the Environmentalists from the Neocons.

7And Al Gore made the documentary, and divided the Environmentalists which were under Socialism from the Neocons which were above such nonsense: and it was so.

8And Al Gore called Socialism Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9And Al Gore said, Let the Environmentalists under Socialism be gathered together unto one place, and let Carbon Credits appear: and it was so.

10And Al Gore called the Carbon Credits Earth-friendly; and the gathering together of the Socialists he called MoveOn.org: and Al Gore saw that it was profitable.

11And Al Gore said, Let the Socialists bring forth grass, the herb yielding halluciantions, and the nutroot yielding nutroots after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the internet: and it was so.

12And the Socialists brought forth grass, and herb yielding hallucinations after smoking, and MoveOn.org yielding to nutroots, whose seed was in the internet, after their kind: and Al Gore saw that it was profitable.

13And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14And Al Gore said, Let there be spin among the Socialists of the heaven to divide the Environmentalists from the Neocons; and let it be for propaganda, and for profit, and for scaring children, and everyone else but me:

15And let it be for spin in the Socialism of Heaven to give spin upon the earth: and it was so.

16And Al Gore made two great lies; the greater lie to rule the Democrats, and the lesser lie to rule the schoolchildren: he got the Nobel Peace Prize, also.

17And Al Gore set them in MoveOn.org to give spin upon the earth,

18And to rule over the Socialists and over the schoolchildren, and to divide the Environmentalists from the Neocons: and Al Gore saw that it was profitable.

19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20And Al Gore said, Let the spin bring forth abundantly the nutroots that hath conspiracy theories, and failed draft-dodgers that may fly above Congress in the open.

21And Al Gore created great panic, and every nutroot that blogeth, which the documentary brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every failed draft-dodger after his kind: and Al Gore saw that it was profitable.

22And Al Gore blessed them, saying, be Socialist, and use no technology, and do not melt the icecaps to fill the seas, and let everything but people multiply in the earth.

23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24And Al Gore said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: as long as it isn’t people.

25And Al Gore praised the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Al Gore saw that it was profitable.

26And Al Gore said, Let us make Democrats in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the nutroots, and over the conspiracy theorists, and over the draft-dodgers, and over all the anti-victory activists, and over every Socialist that creepeth upon the earth.

27So Al Gore created Democrats in his own image, in the image of Al Gore created he him; Obama and Hillary created he them.

28And Al Gore blessed them, and Al Gore said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and repress prosperity, and subdue it: and have dominion over the nutroots, and over the conspiracy theorists, and over every Socialist that moveth upon the earth.

29And Al Gore said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing hallucinations, which is upon the windows of all the Socialists, and every tree, which removes carbon dioxide; to you it shall be for activism.

30And to every nutroot, and to every conspiracy theorist, and to every Socialist that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is activism, I have given every green herb for hallucinating: and it was so.

31And Al Gore saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very profitable. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

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Retired military, Correctional Officer, Martial Artist, Firearms Instructor, Digital Artist

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