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Friday, 19 December 2009
Instructions for Changing Oil
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.2) Drink a cup of coffee.3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) …
My Thoughts on Proposition 8
A certain segment of society would have you believe that Proposition 8 discriminates against homosexuals by denying them the right of marriage, and that it was created and forced onto the public by gay-hating Christians. I have some thoughts on this matter: 1. Proposition 8 does not prevent homosexual people from getting married. It bans …
Gone for Six Weeks…
I may stop by occasionally, but for all practical purposes I’m on blogcation for the next six weeks. I will be dedicating that time to rectifying some financial matters (which are not my fault, damned credit bubble!), studying Tagalog, getting instructor credentials in a couple of martial arts, and preparing for the high-demand PT level …
Gone for Six Weeks…
I’m not on vacation, but I won’t be blogging anything here for about six weeks.
Last Post for Six Weeks…
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements
Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when …
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NOVEMBER 4TH!
Don’t forget to vote today–Senator McCain needs every vote he can get! The Democratic campaign has run every dirty trick they can, from accepting private donations to allowing fraudulent donations on their website to registering fraudulent voters! It’s up to the honest folks to show that American can’t tolerate that sort of politics–elect Senator McCain! …
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