From Twitter (paraphrased for brevity and clarity):
Them: “Public businesses have to be open for the whole public!”
Me: It was a private business.
Them: “Conservatives never consider that businesses are supported by police and fire departments. No business is an island.”
Me: If anyone had the choice to opt out, that would be a valid argument. We don’t. Most conservatives are Republicans. They took your slaves away once; they probably aren’t interested in letting you get a new batch.
Them: “I get really tired of hiring that.”
Me: I’ll make you a deal. You stop advocating for a system in which you have total authority to dictate what other people are allowed to do, say, and think; and I will stop calling you out for wanting Democrats to have slaves. Again.