Him: We can do Chinese for lunch…
Me: There is no Chinese food in Springfield.
Him: Have you tried the restaurant on (x) Street?
Him: Well, their menu is printed in Chinese on one side…
Me: Do they have fish-head stew?
Him: NO!!! Yuck!
Me: Beef-stomach dishes?
Him: I… Don’t think so…
Me: Then they aren’t making Chinese food.