What happens when a bunch of actors I don’t care for get together to play a bunch of characters I couldn’t possibly care about? Ted. I will hand it to the writers, the movie is occassionally clever (“Nothing is more powerful than the Christmas wish of a young boy. Except an Apache helicopter.”). And, frankly, a send-up of the “magically came to life” genre is probably overdue. But nigh-on two hours of drug humor, religion-bashing and “uncomfortable situation comedy” really does nothing for me. If you enjoyed the Hangover franchise, or think that Family Guy is funnier with “gay Stewie” than with “evil genius Stewie”, you will probably enjoy this film.