An actual conversation I had on Facebook (verbage may not be exact):
Him: The only way we can prevent more tragedies like this is to completely ban guns!
Me: Well, we’ve already banned MURDER, but that didn’t seem to help. But I’m sure one more law will fix everything; criminals are all about obeying the law.
Him: We’re not talking about criminals! We’re talking about non-criminals going on rampages!
Me: Going on a homicidal rampage actually IS a crime…
The gun-control lobby gets smarter and more rational every day.