New Phishing Scheme

I recently recieved an e-mail of the following phishing scheme (a scheme by which another person attempts to obtain personal information about you, in this case, bank account information). I have already forwarded a complaint to the FBI, and am posting this warning for everyone else. Bad enough it’s a phishing scheme; utilizing U. S. troops is simply beyond the pale.
Should you recieve such an e-mail, be certain to forward a complaint to the FBI Internet Crime division (


My Dear Friend (Treat As Urgent)

“Capt. Jeffery Simpson” to Capt.jeff

Dear Friend,

Greetings.Jeffery Simpson is my name,an American Soldier in the US
Military serving in the 3rd Infantry Division,Patrols Tal Afar, in
Iraq.I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of
$2,570,000 to the States or any safe country of your choice as far
as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until i
complete my service here.

When on Special Patrol duties on the 30Th of December late last
year,we found $100m and 90m euros in 31 containers and this money
had been hidden behind the false wall of a house searched by my
unit based on prior information.You can go to this web link to
read about events that took place here:

I do not know for how long i will remain here as I have been lucky
to have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine
intervention.If it might be of interest to you then endeavor to
contact me.


Capt.Jeffery Simpson.

Published by Little-Known Blogger

I spent the first years of my life in a trailer park outside of a tiny town in rural Missouri. I grew up to be a long-haired, gun-hating, military-hating, Presbyterian super-liberal. Well, perhaps the “growing up” happened later. While in high school, I was on the cross-country and wrestling teams, and actually won my weight-class in a State powerlifting competition. I went on to attend college on a Bright Flight scholarship, where I promptly became an atheist. I trained for a few years in Shotokan karate and Cheng-system taijiquan before training in my first real martial art, Hwarang-Do, under the late Franklin Fowlkes (later the Founder and Grandmaster of the Five Elements Martial Arts System). I married an older Taiwanese woman my junior year, got divorced in short order, and dropped out of college. After completing my AA in Psychology, I decided I needed a complete change of scenery and joined the U.S. Marine Corps (having early been assured that there was no way that a skinny liberal like me would ever survive Boot Camp). Contrary to what the Hipster Zombies will tell you, this did not “brainwash me into being a Conservative”. Instead, it made me a very unhappy, short-haired liberal, surrounded by guns and the military. However, I spent my whole contract (after schools) on the island of Okinawa, where I was exposed to points of view not dominated by the American liberal media. During this time, I taught ESL classes as a side-job, trained under some of the highest-ranking masters of karate on Okinawa, and discovered the practice of Buddhism. I also spent some time in Korea, where I got to train in hapkido. It was during this period that I came gradually to realize how stupid and evil American liberalism actually is. This was partly due to my Military Police command sending me to Small Arms Instructor school, which gave me more exposure to guns than I could ever have imagined—thus negating my idiotic liberal distaste for them. After the active-duty portion of my Marine Corps contract was over, I worked several jobs, from security contracts to operating a forklift in a warehouse. In 2002, however, when the invasion of Iraq was getting under way, I signed up with the Missouri Army National Guard, and have remained with them since, continuing as a Military Policeman. I am also full-time corrections officer, a member of the Anglican Church, and at one time was an Instructor Candidate in Dekiti-Tirsia Serradas Kali (until my instructor moved away). My hobbies (beyond blogging) include strength training, shooting sports, martial arts, creating digital art, and being a huge science and science-fiction geek.

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